The Power of Analogy
An elderly man stormed into his doctor's office steaming mad.
"Doc, my new 22-year-old wife is expecting a baby. You performed my vasectomy 30 years ago, and I'm very upset right now."
"Let me tell you a story," the doctor calmly replied.
"A hunter once accidentally left the house with an umbrella instead of his rifle. Out of nowhere, a bear surprised him in the woods… so the hunter grabbed the umbrella, fired, and killed the bear."
"Impossible," the old man said. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"You got it," the doctor replied.