Your loud webtones don't make me want to act any faster. I'll ship the item on my own volition, thank you very much.
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An elderly man stormed into his doctor's office steaming mad.
"Doc, my new 22-year-old wife is expecting a baby. You performed my vasectomy 30 years ago, and I'm very upset right now."
"Let me tell you a story," the doctor calmly replied.
"A hunter once accidentally left the house with an umbrella instead of his rifle. Out of nowhere, a bear surprised him in the woods… so the hunter grabbed the umbrella, fired, and killed the bear."
"Impossible," the old man said. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
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I found this on a list of 99 things you should have already experienced on the Internet... this is one I haven't seen. It's a kid who just got a tooth pulled and is still whacked out from the meds.
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crazy indeed. I can't imagine the kind of force you'd feel from air resistance while traveling at Mach 2 (roughly 1500mph depending on altitude).
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